Men & Women

Originally, this was going to be a page all about men, but since then I've changed my mind. So, I've decided that I'm gonna tell a series of little stories ... don't worry everyone, they're gonna be picture books.

The first story is for the men ... just a little advice.

Guys, when you're hanging out at the bar with your buddies, trolling for women ... keep in mind that

Don't get so drunk that you forget about safe sex...

And, when you find that special someone ...

Take the easy road and just hand over the remote ...

Take your vitamin daily and exercise regularly ... it's for the best

And now, one for the ladies ...

Ladies, while you're sitting around ...

Don't get discouraged. Just keep busy ... go to work, run your errands, get your car washed and hold your head up ...

And, when you do find that special someone, try doing some of the things he likes. Instead of dragging him to a movie, take him to a hockey game.

In the meantime, say your prayers everynight ...

And, if you're feeling a little patriotic, fly your flag ...

And, Finally (for now anyway) ... something for everyone ...

When you are starting to feel like this ...
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And, work feels like this ...

And, marriage feels like this ...
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And, the kids look like this ...
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And, the house looks like this ...

And, you are trying to get it all done ...


Take a moment and remember the Secrets to Life

It's all gonna be just fine.

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